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I adore the following, in no particular order:
Mature wife naked by the Christmas tree
Why did Santa divorce Mrs. A ho ho ho bag. Because he likes it on top. Claus always pray for a white Christmas? Claus calls it… He sold his soul to Santa. Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross.